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Abstain, devour.

Anna - probably not the way you're thinking, unless you're a Frozen fan. 22. Vegetarian. Feminist.
Sep 17 '14
And excellent

And excellent

(Source: metaf)

Sep 16 '14
"I want to be with you,
it is as simple,
and as complicated as that."
Charles Bukowski (via ephe)
Sep 16 '14

(Source: kittehkats)

Sep 16 '14
Sep 16 '14
Who knew I would grow up to channel Elaine so hard

Who knew I would grow up to channel Elaine so hard

(Source: violentbaudelaire)

Sep 16 '14

Apparently it’s now a thing to get cat called while I’m in my damn car. These sleazy fucks are getting bold

Sep 16 '14

Same

(Source: theseinfeldshow)

Sep 16 '14

bunnyharlow:

parksandrecthings:

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

OMG

I wish I could marry him

My blog needs this

Sep 16 '14
"Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows."
Sep 15 '14

chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

Sep 12 '14

scumplanet:

JUST A REMINDER THAT PLATONIC LOVE IS REALLY IMPORTANT AND I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE FRIENDS THAT YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH PLATONICALLY CAUSE THOSE FRIENDSHIPS ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND HONEST OK THANK YOU

Sep 12 '14
"No matter how good things are, there will always be solitary nights you spend in your bedroom, in a car, or in a party full of your closest friends when it feels like the walls are caving in."
Dan Campbell  (via yesdarlingido)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)

Sep 12 '14
"My first love
was some insignificant boy
when it should have been
myself."
Michelle K. First Love.  (via tealosophic)

But that’s ok. I got there.

Sep 12 '14

fleeten:

don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

Accurate

Sep 12 '14

sandandglass:

Single and ready to awkwardly stumble into encounters that probably won’t end in anything happening but idk life’s short be weird